What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghooooul-ly
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Who was the most famous witch detective?
Warlock Holmes
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California
Where do most goblins live?
In North and South Scarolina.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porche'?
At a ghastly station.
What do you call a little monsters parents
Mummy and deady
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss
How do you scare a mummy
With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had a fang-ache.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
Why does Dracula wear paten leather shoes?
Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache.
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A white sale.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulishfigures.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO logna sandwich.
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up
payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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